I was planning on doing this whole crazy site and decided I didn’t have the time but I had plenty of suckers to dole out so…presto, chango, welcome to the modern web and BAM! Here is You Can’t Suck Enough 1.0! In blog-o-suckin’-matic 3…no…2…no…1D!

What’s the point of this site, you ask? Can’t you read? No, obviously not because YOU can’t suck enough…that’s right…this is the place to be when telling all those morons who don’t do what they’re supposed to do right why they, you guessed it, can’t suck enough.

Look for new categories and new piles of suckage vying for that most coveted of awards: the Fubar Award(tm)! This award will go out to the best of the best…of the worst offenders. This is for those individuals, companies, and other entities that manage to exceed the limits of the Maximum Suckage Award(tm)…stay tuned for more info and how you can contribute to the suckage.

Suckage (Chief Suckage Officer)