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Time’s Tablet-Friendly Format is a Long Time Coming

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Despite all the newspapers going bankrupt and blogs talking about the death of newspapers, it’s about time (no pun intended) someone from the industry finally embraced the new medium (namely, technology) better.

TechCrunch posted a bit of coverage of Time, Inc.’s digital version designed for tablet computers. I don’t know which one works better with the other. I really think if Apple throws their tablet into the fray, they’ll really kick that segment into gear. Right now, it seems tablet computers are purview of niche/specialized markets that need or work better with tablets. I’ve wanted to get a tablet for some time but the limited coverage and selection combined with high prices compared to comparable laptops just didn’t make sense. Plus, the convertables always seem like they’re one snatch away from splitting in two.

But, if Apple makes it cool to carry a tablet, especially for the college generation, applications that take advantage of the format can find themselves riding that wave of growth. For the newspaper/magazine industry that is slowly but surely being forced to decide whether cutting down more trees is worthwhile in a world where bits and bytes make printing costs next to zero, it could be the technological “innovation” that saves them.

The trick here is the business model. The TC article mentions an app-store-like model (you buy the app and get access to the content). Meh. Honestly, if you were publishing a commemorative one-time digital magazine, you’re good to go. But, this is updated content. You need a subscription model but you need to find the right price point and a good way to tease people into that subscription model. Tiered models that allow access to limited amounts of articles and news? I mean, we’re used to magazine subscriptions but you’re also competing against free sources for news and information out there.

It really comes down to providing compelling content that people can’t find anywhere but really want to get to. Maybe you just offer two ways of getting to the articles? The traditional model offers a monthly subscription rate of $5-10/mo for unlimited access to articles and content. Content older than say six months gets archived and requires a small fee to get access to (or offer a premium sub that gives unrestricted access to your archives).

The other model dishes out articles or sections of magazines for one-time fees. Fees can (and should) be small ($0.50-1.00). Make the site members only unless you want to (and feel you can get) offer advertising to cover that. Just don’t for the love of God assume you can give away X amount of news for free then require a fee after they exceed that. In other words, don’t give away the farm and expect people to pay for the left overs.

My main concern for Time and other news/magazine companies is that they’re too stuck in the 20th century to figure out how to deal with 21st century norms. Like the 18th century vampire hoping to modernize himself, they might latch on to a newer Web 2.0 company but that could just leave an empty husk rather than Vampire 2.0.

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Apple Tablet: Can I make calls with it?

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

ipad_touchSo, the buzz lately is Apple’s rumored tablet is going to be Verizon-subsidized and is definitely not a netbook.

The question is…do I need something that’s not quite an iPhone (but slap a chain on it and you can relive the 80′s all digital and shit) and not quite a laptop (where the fuck is the keyboard?) and still, knowing Apple, gonna cost almost as much as a laptop once you get the higher end version which will likely be the one that works better? Besides, I doubt it’ll have a DVD drive because if you don’t use iTunes to buy your movies you’re not making Apple money.

Better yet, there’s talk that it’ll be iPhoney in that you’ll need to use your greasy, grubby fingers to get things done…but hey, at least it’ll work more like an Etch-a-Sketch where you can shake it up to delete crap…Oooo…better yet! You shake it up and it resets everything to factory-settings!!!

Seriously, though, is there potential to eek out some more money from a section of the market that is willing to pay more than $300 for an iPhone (or $600 if you’re the poor sap who bought the iPhone 3G a few days before the 3GS came out) but less than $1500 for a laptop. Someone who just needs something bigger than an iPhone and smaller than a MacBook but doesn’t like the Air because it’s just too laptopy.

I’ve wanted to get a tablet for a while since I figured it would’ve been pretty damned cool if the handwriting recognition actually worked (truth: not well enough to allow you the freedom to just friggin write). But, the prices were too high (at least as much as a laptop…no keyboard included!) or you just had to wonder if it wasn’t just stupid to get a laptio for almost the same money if not less but with bigger screens, faster processors and more hard disk space.

Steve-Jobs-with-iphoneKnowing the Apple zombies, as soon as Steve Jobs hobbles onto the stage and twitches, as the screen behind him blinds the crowd with the word iTablet, the horde will simultaneously drool and drop a bucket. Weeks later, mothers will be trading in their children for an iTablet, dweebs will line up for hours to grab one, and our President will announce the use of iTablets as part of a plan to revitalize the bond market.

You know what I’d rather see? I’d rather see a mobile version of the Cintiq from Wacom so you literally can sit under a friggin tree and wax creative without killing said tree to fill a drawing pad. I want to see a device that isn’t built around what Apple thinks you should be doing with it…instead it should be a device that gets the job done and done well.

Cintiq21WX_1.jpgHandwriting recognition that actually fucking works? Done. A built in still/video camera so I can literally copy a page from a book and annotate it? Done. A built in micro projector so I can take my beautifully annotated copy of the latest design doc I snapped and project it on a wall during a meeting that my colleague and start annotating as well? Fucking DONE!

Then Apple can digitize the thousands of textbooks out there costing students hundreds of dollars a quarter and make them available on iTunes for $9.99 per Quarter. BAM! Apple just kicked Amazon to the curb and guaranteed 50 million units sold as students put all that money saved into the purchase of the hottest party favor in history: a device that ghettoaGenius Party Shuffles a party mix of music videos projected on to a wall while drunk college students can draw big penises over the video…DONE AND DONE!

Too bad, it’ll end up just being an nGage-like monster iPhone where I’ll be typing all my notes with no where to sync them up to while watching a rented video from iTunes while holding up the edge of the device to my ear and yelling “What? I can’t fucking hear you! They but the speaker on the other fucking side…”

Stay tuned!!!

UPDATE: Not even a couple days have gone by and Apple Insider‘s calling the ball on this one. You know how these things go…the more rumors that crop up the greater the chance you’ll be disappointed. But I guess we’ll only have to wait about six months to be disappointed.

UPDATE 2: Now TechCrunch is joining the party. You know it’s gonna happen then. Or maybe they’re just trying to catch up to the snowball…

Google Pwns Microsoft?

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

No way it looks that good!
In not unexpected news, Google’s decided to bring bland, boring UI and perpetual beta software to your PC! Here’s the actual announcement link.

C’mon guys. I mean, okay, Chrome is super fast and great for people who want a fast clean browser to hit up your usual pron sites. But, as the basis for an operating system? Web apps are advanced but not that advanced. And, don’t give me this bullshit about iGoogle being a great UI. Google’s UIs have generally sucked more than anyone cares to admit since they’re free.

Google’s UIs have largely been uninspired, drab, and utilitarian. Do you really want that for the OS that you’re going to stare at (ideally) at work and at home? Sure you’ll run other apps so some of it will go away but you’ll still see it. And don’t tell me to wait for a third-party to fix it…that shouldn’t be a requirement.

Tell you what, if you’re still running XP, go change the look and feel from the Windows XP Style to the Windows Classic Style. I’ll wait a sec…wait for it…waiting…cue screams of terror. Simplistic overly utilitarian designs are crap. No one buys Apple computers, phones or iPods because they’re drab and designed for utility over looks.

And, OS reliability and performance? You understand why your Google Searches are fast…there IS no OS. They use a bare-bones stripped down Linux OS that likely has NO UI…they probably terminal into it. Besides, half their products are still in beta and unless you’re paying a premium good luck when they go down. Redundancy isn’t going to help you at home with a single computer. They’ve got thousands. It’s like the difference between losing a neuron or your entire brain…guess which one is more noticeable.

Then there’s compatibility. What browser are you using? What word processor, spreadsheet and presentation software are you using? Any of them say Google on them (no not the friggin search field)? Of course not. Sure you use Google all the time…it’s called a search engine. You know why you use it (outside of the fact that it worked better than all the others that are long gone or trying to re-launch themselves as something better years too late)? Because you can use it in ANY browser. FireFox is not Google. Put that hand down.

Apple-Steve-JobsSo, why rant about this? Actually, it’s not what you think. Sure I think they’re going to make a shitty OS that will be like, I dunno, every Linux GUI created or the BeOS or something, where it’s cool and interesting but ultimately not what you use everywhere else in life. Naw, that’s not the problem. It’s not that it’s adding competition to the OS market. That’s actually GOOD. It’s about time someone who actually has a chance (i.e. has money and is a household name) gave Microsoft a run for their money. What about Apple you ask? What about them? All this time…especially the last few years with the iPod and iPhone. What’s their marketshare? 10% for the OS? 8% for the Macs themselves. And, their PCs are still too expensive compared to everyone else (okay, maybe not TOO expensive but still on the high side of comparables).

No, my problem is that Google’s OS stands to lower the bar on OS prices. Good you say? Good for you the consumer, sure. You pay less. But, you know you get what you pay for right? Think about it from another perspective. You know how you’ve got that fancy graphics card in your machine? How you like to play Halo, Crysis or something more fun like COD? If it weren’t for the fact that game devs weren’t trying to achieve crazy like making reflective water or realiwindows_7_9stic blood or something, you’d still be using a 64kB chip sitting on the motherboard…staring at spinach green or amber text while you tap out a document or read some mail. Then you’d fire up Pong or something stupid because no one wanted to bring out the best of the machine in front of you…they just wanted to make money off a cheap OS.

Is it the end of the world? Naw. It changes the playing field and like I said, it’ll light a fire under Microsoft’s ass so they might actually try to innovate finally instead of creating bloated malware. We’ll have to see but I’m warning you: keep an eye on Google’s OS…it might turn your screen into a blob of pastel boxes with lots of Google Ads all around the edges. You heard it here first.

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Tired of that iPhone dialog in Windows?

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

You got your iPhone running on Windows! Congrats! Not too hard but always a balancing act with Windows. Now, you started noticing something…this stupid dialog keeps coming up…and there’s no way to stop it from happening:

Please go away!

Please go away!

Well, we felt your pain and wandered the wastelands of Windows help to find you the solution. You can thank us later…

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IE 8: Why bother?

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

First, sorry for the hiatus…life called. Enough said.

Alright, full disclosure here on two fronts: first, I have NOT used IE 8 yet. I’ve got Virtual PC and a virtual waiting for me to try that nutter out. Second, I’m a Web developer by trade and have had to deal with the craptastic support for Web standards in IE6 and IE7.

I’ve been a loyal IE user for years (up until I discovered FireBug on FF2, at least) largely because it was (and still is, I might add) the predominant browser out there. If you’re going to develop a site for anyone but your local Linux or Mac group, you’re going to be developing for some version of IE.

Now, IE 8′s supposed to be this great new release of IE that brings it up to par with Web standards while improving speed, security, and your waist size or whatever the PR department decides to churn out. For me, the Web developer, I’m looking forward to better Web standards support so I don’t have to tie my code into knots trying to make it work with IE6 (good luck with CSS selectors) and IE7 (JS processing speed is only marginally faster than IE6) while still being compatible with FF (2 had its issues too, you know).

But, here’s the thing…the majority of people USING current IE versions could care less about Web standards. All they care about is that they got this new computer and lookie here! It comes with a Web browser. Internet Explorer? Whatever, just show me the way to my porn sites! I’m ready! And what do they care about? Simple: does the site I want to get to display properly and otherwise work?

Here’s the catch though…since the majority of the herd people out there are already using IE and Web developers like myself have to support them, those sites ARE going to work with IE. Meanwhile, I’ve got my twenty different search toolbars, I’ve got tabbed browsing, I’ve got great phishing support so people can steal my information, I’m set!

What’s IE8 got? Outside of better Web standards support? Check out the feature list…it’s frigging boring! Web slices sounds interesting…except it’s just a glorified RSS feed. Accelerators? Yeah, accelerators to Windows sites we don’t want to use. I love it…I can almost see a Microsoft representative standing on a stage in front of the press positively glowing about all these great places you can go with a single right-click. It’s like shopping at Whole Foods. It seems like every day you see another “store brand” taking over shelf space.

To invoke the spirit of Henry Ford with a smidge of paraphrase: You can view maps, email, search and shop for anything you want, as long as you do it on a Windows Live site. It’s hilarious. Where are the anti-trust lawyers when you need them?

Better still, it seems IE8′s not doing a whole lot to set itself apart from Microsoft’s wonderful reputation for crapware. I mean, c’mon…add something cool…give us a reason to switch. Or do the FireFox thing and give your users no friggin choice. Oh wait, I think they heard me.

Welcome to Microsoft’s version of choice. Your choice? Cut yourself off from security updates and the like if you prefer to stick with what you’ve got. It doesn’t matter if your toolbars might not be compatible. It doesn’t matter if you just happen to like using a dated and broken browser…you’ve got to upgrade from useable to shit.

Congratulations, Microsoft. You’re maintaining your suckage levels at their highest levels. You still can’t stuck enough!

Suck me.

Microsoft’s Security Knows No Bounds

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

So, I started getting annoyed by the fact that Windows (XP) was prompting me to Install Updates and Shutdown, rather than just Shutdown, despite the lack of a Windows Update icon in the system tray. I’ve seen it before and it’s annoyed me before (how do I know this isn’t some malware trying to hijack the process?…then again, how do I know that Windows Update icon is real?).

Anyhow, I finally got prompted with Windows Updates to install. Amongst the ten or more other minor security fixes (nothing new), there it was: “Office 2003 Service pack 3″. Oh noes! They secretly released a service pack. What’s it got? It’s chock full of stupidity with a slathering of futility. The best one? This little line item:

Office 2003 can no longer open or save certain file formats. For more information, see Microsoft Knowledge Base Article 938810.

If you check out that little KB, you’ll get a blurb about some old file types that they won’t let you open anymore. The best part? It’s all or nothing. You can’t go into some snazzy interface (or something as clumsy as the File Types interface off the OS menus) and just check off something to agree to this. You’ve got to just accept it.

Sure you can scroll down a little further in that KB and find registry files to download and apply to restore access to those files but…really?

It’s another example of Microsoft’s typical bull dozer mentality. Just do the least amount of work, regardless of the user experience, so we don’t have to be liable or have to deal with negative PR.  That sort of mentality’s worked well for US automakers…

Now, I can’t say I give a rat’s ass about those file types. What gets me is how Microsoft approaches this crap. There’s no attempt at an elegant solution. It’s just assembly line stamping of a hack onto what used to be a pretty solid OS. Something tells me Windows 7 won’t be much better on this front. I expect by the time you’re seeing commercials for Windows “Blue Whale” (more bloat for more money with absolutely none of that innovation crap!), we’ll have seen at least 2 service packs and a multitude of those tiny little KBs to fix every single security hole they re-introduced with the new OS.

Maybe one day, they’ll wake up and try to implement a mini-VM model in the OS so you never have to worry about one app grabbing another app’s lunch without asking.

You can’t Microsuck enough, Microsoft…

Apple + Outlook 2003 = Evil Spawn of Doom

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating with the title but that’s me.

I’d been wondering why the fuck Outlook was running after I closed it. I mean, I’m supposed to be the master of this bitchy machine (hint of an upcoming rant: hey, Microsoft, when I’m working on one App, don’t you fucking switch to another one just because it’s launching…it’s rude and actually is a security hazard).

Anyhow, I figured out who the guilty party was…no surprise here: Apple — the shimmering titanium messiah of the dreary tech age. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. Everything reeks cult: meglomaniacal but charismatic leader, millions of enslaved masses brainwashed into thinking said meglomanic is the savior, pagan priests at temples spreading the word while supressing dissidents, and when you look behind the curtain, you see the great portrayal but mediocre execution of “the word” (their products).

Read the rant and feel free to run and hide…because Apple isn’t going anywhere anytime soon…

AVG: Love/Hate Relationship

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Okay, jokers. I was going to gripe about this relationship I’m having with a new anti-virus software package that involved us trading blows–did I just say blows?–before we get it on but then you know what happened…I just keep going and going on like some tantric blog technique. So, BAM, we’ve got a whole separate place for me to spill the beans on the fuckers that made a program I want to love but always get spat on in the end. Better than what Symantec used to do to me…

Anyhow, go get it, suckers. Nothing instills confidence than a HOME FUCKING PAGE that can’t be found…at least they found the 404 to server that bitch up:

Yes! At least our 404 page works!

Yes! At least our 404 page works!

You can NOT suck enough, AVG.

UPDATE:

With so many hits, presumably because people are trying to find answers for this stupid problem, here’s what you need to know:

FSG is a compression app used by some malware authors since it wasn’t being picked up by AV software. So, AVG’s brilliant error message is really saying you should get rid of the infected file. My suggestion to you is to find the offending file and delete it from your system. About a third of the time or more, it turns out to be a system restore file. A forum post I found points to an article on turning off/on the system restore so you can properly dispose of the file in question. On the plus side, it doesn’t seem to be (so far) associated with a virus, just malware. Trust me, that’s a plus side.

Now if only AVG would just friggin remove the damned infection, we’d all be able to get some sleep…

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Dell Can’t Suck Enough…

Friday, April 11th, 2008

I’ve griped about it for ages mostly because I could never narrow down what it was about the Dells I’d use at work that made them so crappy (we usually got those workstations like the Optiplexes and such so they’re already looking bad from a CPU perspective but…).

At first, since we used those Optiplex-style workstations, I figured it was the mid to low-end CPUs and mobos they used to keep the costs down. But then, I upgraded to a full-fledged Dimension with a dual core CPU and all the usual fixin’s.

It turns out, it’s something related to the disks. Whenever I’m doing something that involves heavy disk use (installing software, uninstalling software, lots of file copies, whatever), the Windows just slows down like a snail moving through molasses. CPU is below 10% and network isn’t even an issue (we’ve got GB of bandwidth…we’re talking 10 T-1′s worth). Click a link and the browser slowly churns away. Open an app, wait for a minute for it to show up. Switch apps, wait for the screen to redraw (no, it’s not the GPU either…nVidia 7900 GS…not a powerhouse but more than adequate for standard business apps).

As soon as the install or whatever is done, bam, everything snaps and moves like normal.

I built my own computer at home and it never has a problem doing anything like this. Granted, I installed SATA drives with 3Gb interfaces. Even so, it’s not like I paid a premium for that. My mobo was less than $200 for a board that was high mid range at the time (2 years ago).

I find it hard to believe that Dell can’t spend an extra $10 to get boards that use a nice and speedy SATA interface to access the high commoditized SATA HDs out there (I bought a 750GB drive for $300…c’mon $0.40/GB…I STILL haven’t filled that drive up!) so that productivity isn’t hampered by some white collar cog trying to copy a bunch of files to a network share or uninstall his Avril Lavigne killing a hamster screensaver?

Welcome to public company cost savings…yeah, that always works in the long run.

You can’t suck enough, Dell.

iPhone Text Messaging Revisted

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Just needed to add another barb against Apple’s woefully oversimple Text Messaging interface…I know, I know…it’s Apple…it’s about simplicity…great. I appreciate that but here’s a thought…While I know not everyone’s that popular and not everyone has automated alerts sent by machines that are in trouble coming in but there WILL be times when you want to delete a LOT of text messages.

When something falls down and goes boom at work, I end up with hundreds of SMS messages. Fixing the hundreds versus one or two issue is a different story. Deleting all those messages becomes a console-thumb-inducing exercise in monotony.

1) Click Edit

2) Click the minus sign

3) Wait a second or two for the Delete button to show up

4) Click Delete

5) Wait a second or two for the message animation to show so you can be sure to wow your friends with the slick way a message is deleted

6) Groan

7) Repeat steps 1-6 ad infinitum

This is up there on my list of reasons Apple can’t suck enough right along side (I mean, they’re neck and neck here) the lack of folder organization in the e-mail client. I love this. I can move messages from my POP3 account inbox to my Sent Items folder (what else would I move it to since I can’t even CREATE a new folder)…but then they don’t show up, presumably because they’re TO me and Apple probably put some sort of filter in there to show everything FROM me…why offer me the ability to move an e-mail if I have NO WHERE to move it?

Which reminds me…want to delete a lot of e-mail (read: spam)? Follow steps 1-7 above…