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	<title>You Can't Suck Enough &#187; Star Trek</title>
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		<title>Star Trek: The New Frontier!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 23:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I managed to catch this movie today. The play by play is on twitter. But, overall, it was an entertaining movie. Some gripes: 1) I know JJ Abrams likes lens flares (see also  Fringe) but for fuck&#8217;s sake, can you STOP getting them into your films?!? There was a scene where the lens fucking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I managed to catch <a href="http://www.startrekmovie.com/" target="_blank">this movie</a> today. The play by play is on <a href="http://twitter.com/ucantsuckenough" target="_blank">twitter</a>. But, overall, it was an entertaining movie. Some gripes:</p>
<p>1) I know <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0009190/" target="_blank">JJ Abrams</a> likes <a href="http://io9.com/5230278/jj-abrams-admits-star-trek-lens-flares-are-ridiculous" target="_blank">lens flares</a> (see also  <a href="http://www.fox.com/fringe/" target="_blank">Fringe</a>) but for fuck&#8217;s sake, can you STOP getting them into your films?!? There was a scene where the lens fucking flare <a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/04/29/hey-jj-abrams-whats-with-the-lens-flares-in-star-trek/" target="_blank">actually obscured the scene</a>! Hello? We&#8217;re here to see the multi-million dollar movie you put on, not some amorphous blue-white supernova. Maybe this is just a cheap and simple way to do the <a href="http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/j_j_abrams_mystery_box.html" target="_blank">Mystery Box</a> thing without having to actually figure one out?</p>
<p>2) I won&#8217;t go into detail to avoid spoiling the movie for people but let&#8217;s just say what happened to <a href="http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/" target="_blank">BSG </a>is happening to ST now. Maybe it&#8217;s okay but I swear if Bones turns out to be the <a href="http://www.buddytv.com/articles/battlestar-galactica/battlestar-galactica-baltars-m-18986.aspx" target="_blank">Messiah </a>or something, I&#8217;m going to hunt down <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Abrams" target="_blank">JJ</a> and make him watch COPS reruns for hours, eyes taped open.</p>
<p>3) Good work on all the little <a href="http://scifiwire.com/2009/04/dont-blink-we-unearth-a-f.php" target="_blank">easter eggs</a> and tie-ins to the <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09127/968128-60.stm" target="_blank">original series</a>&#8230;one thing though, if you&#8217;re gonna avoid the &#8220;classic&#8221; Star Trek theme over the titles could you at least make it good? &#8220;STAR TREK&#8221; comes up and all you get is a nebulous ball of noise&#8230;with someone banging on the bass drum (or rather hitting the bass key on their frigging keyboard). Sure you threw it on the credits but, uh, that&#8217;s when the movie&#8217;s over and you&#8217;re leaving the theater&#8230;People remember themes&#8230;Someone in the theater before the movie recognized the Back to the fucking Future theme of all things. Bang, bang&#8230;bang&#8230;bang&#8230;will not be remembered.</p>
<p>Okay, gripes over. Yes, it&#8217;s a good movie, go see it and pay their <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_(film)" target="_blank">production budget</a> off so they can make another one before all the actors die of old age.</p>
<p>done.</p>
<p>p.s. this says it all:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film?utm_source=videoembed">Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As &#8216;Fun, Watchable&#8217;</a></p>
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