Archive for the ‘Greed’ Category

Another Patent Troll Surfaces…

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

paltalk-logoSeems there’s another company (they breed like cockroaches) with patents on an idea that’s as basic to today’s world as breathing.

PalTalk Holdings (note: holdings…which means, we can’t make money doing anything so we have to buy some patents and sue people) managed to convince Microsoft it wasn’t worth pursuing a $90 million lawsuit. They settled in a way that sounds like Microsoft either agreed to pay a couple million a year in licenses or a nice lump sum of a few million more for a lifetime license (something these trolls love to do).

Now, CocksuckTalk Holdings is pointing its grubby little paws at MMO makers, SOE, Activision Blizzard, NCSoft, and Jagex (the makers of Runescape). With Blizzard pulling in over $1 billion a year with WoW, you can imagine what these cocksuckers are seeing. I’m sure they’re hoping they can get a solid settlement that adds up to tens of millions of dollars a year or a lump sum closer to $100 million so they don’t have to worry about their in ability to produce something worth selling.

This sort of trolling sickness has got to be stopped. It’s 100% counter to the point behind a patent system. I’m telling you right now, the more this sort of bullshit is allowed to continue the less innovation as a method of advancement and commerce will be seen as worthwhile.

If you’re going to patent something, patent it to protect what you’re producing. And, the USPTO needs to learn to stop allowing generic patents through.

And, assuming the patent isn’t that generic (this article hints that it was more specific and thus wasn’t even applicable), Microsoft handed PalTalk what it needed to make life hard for a lot of people. Mind you, most aggressive trolls suffer the consequences of their greed but time will tell if we’ll be able to see PalTalk’s bankruptcy filing in the near future.

Hey, PalTalk, you’re ranking high on the list of those who just can’t suck enough. Go fuck  yourselves and find something better to do…

Boy, I hope they piss off someone at Blizzard enough for them to invest a few million in ripping you to shreds. And, as you shiver and moan in the aftermath, all you see is all that money you were hoping to make off this go towards buying back all your credibility you left behind in a pool of your own blood.

Experts Exchange Missing Expertise?

Friday, March 13th, 2009

If you’ve had some sort of tech issue, I’m sure you’ve happened upon experts-exchange.com hits in Google which (I’ll be optimistic here) more often than not had some modicum of a solution for you to said tech issue.

It’s always been a bit dicey (people asking for homework solutions, assholes as experts, etc.) but it’s held up for a while. Hell, it started this whole Answers industry that Amazon and Yahoo have sunk their own teeth into. And, clusterfuck answering of questions theoretically can net you a true and realistic answer (just like all those monkeys writing Shakespeare). But, here’s the clincher…that was true as long as it was free.

Now, from what I’ve read, the company behind the sexpert’s exchange (expert sex change.com) went belly up and sold out to another company that sees walls plastered with c-notes in their future.  The funny thing is, I was logged in and able to see solutions through until just a few weeks ago.

I “rebuilt” my machine (spankin new HD) recently and went through that wonderful ritual of trying to figure out what I forgot to back-up/copy before I had to start over (fuck you Microsoft and the registry your OS rode in on).

So, I did a search for something stupid I needed an answer for and landed on an experts-exchange.com page. Beauty…seems someone else had the same problem and–what’s this? I can’t see the solution? Oh, right, need to login. Okay, let’s try the usual culprits…no dice. Forgot password. None of the possible e-mail addresses I could’ve given over to these idiots work. Hmm.  Well, what the hell…my handful of expert points probably didn’t amount to more than a potato chip of value so I thought I’d just sign up again.

BAM. Seven day free trial. Sorry? Seven days? You mean Seven Days A Week Free Trial, right? Nope. Seems I either had been slipping through their impenetrable wall of greed for months (I guess people’ve have been dealing with trial issues for a year now…wow) or they decided to pick this week to finally turn off the spigot completely to tech yokels like me.

Thing is…with the search that got me to their site, I got another 98,200 results from Google. Let’s see…pay money for a site with “experts” that are more like the average joe than real experts or just search for other sites with the same solution via Google. Difficult choice.

Experts Exchange…you really can’t suck enough.