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You Can’t Suck Enough started with a friend who liked to use the phrase a bit too often. Soon, it spread like a virus and converted anyone who heard it into a shit-talking, cocky son of a bitch from the rockier side of New England. Go watch Brotherhood and you might understand.
So, merge that attitude with a desire to tear new ones into the sort of bullshit you see every day. BAM! You can’t suck enough DOT COM!!
Like what you see? You don’t suck so much now.
Don’t like what you see? Too bad…I might post a contact form but then why would I want to hear from your sorry ass? Thought so…don’t let the door hit you on the way out.